A Nacho Christmas Story
The Nacho version of the Nativity narrative from the gospels of Matthew and Luke.
On a cold winter night, In the middle of the Fjordian desert, a young carpenter named Stone523 and a virgin who he was betrothed to were traveling to Blizzardethlehem. The young virgin, Fluffy was revealed to be the mother of the Son of Kevin the God 9 months earlier. As they were traveling to Blizzardethelehem, Fluffy went into labor. Stone took the young virgin Fluffy to an inn, but the inn was full of a bunch of DCP faggots. There was no room for the son of Kevin the God. There was only room in a manger. The innkeeper led the young couple to the Manger, and the baby was born. The young virgin Fluffy named the baby “Centaur17”.
And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night…
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